Coffee stains....

Coffee stains are a bitch. Count 'em, one, two... five. Not to mention this is my last clean white-tee. And not to mention the coffee was watered down crap-in-a-box. And not to mention that my insides are screaming out uncle while the denatured brownish water settles into intestinal linings. At least I got a bit O' caffeine in my head. It'll last til...eh....3. Make it four, I'm counting for a productive day. Needless to say, in the words of Rio and June, "Bitches make me sick." Oh they do, yes they do.