...lousy minutes...
You start out with 25.
When you ask me for money, don't bullshit me. When you pretend you're a bum, but are nothing but a wannabe burnt out yuppie-- deduct 6 points. When you say you need the money for the bus stop, and I don't see you at the closest one to my left--10 feet-- deduct 8 points. When you honk at a pedestrian when he has the right-of-way-- deduct 7 points. When I see you, you see me, and we don't say hi--well, add a point. I didn't feel like talking to you anyways.
You end with 5. That's what your life consists of. 5. Get it? I hope not.
...lousy minutes in my head. In this note. 5.
Hopefully you'll catch the next one.
When you ask me for money, don't bullshit me. When you pretend you're a bum, but are nothing but a wannabe burnt out yuppie-- deduct 6 points. When you say you need the money for the bus stop, and I don't see you at the closest one to my left--10 feet-- deduct 8 points. When you honk at a pedestrian when he has the right-of-way-- deduct 7 points. When I see you, you see me, and we don't say hi--well, add a point. I didn't feel like talking to you anyways.
You end with 5. That's what your life consists of. 5. Get it? I hope not.
...lousy minutes in my head. In this note. 5.
Hopefully you'll catch the next one.
posted by Henry at 6:32 PM
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