Fuck Calculus

Tonight I will sleep with the clouds.

Sudafed is a boy's best friend.

Exuse me while I fall twenty million miles into your arms.

Check me out ma, I can dance just like that boy.

Cheez-its blow Cheese nips out of the water--with a double shafted bazooka (what?!).

I've proposed a petition to allow for the walls of this building to be removed.

Allow me to introduce myself as someone you'd like to meet.

My goal is to buy the Bloc Party CD before you.

Stop touching yourself. Really stop.