Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Pi = awesome^2

-A single negative integer can cause massive chaos and rip a tri-fold amount of holes in the area of your brain that allows you to give a shit.

-I really hope one day that my double integral solving skills will give me the key to a more successful life.

-One day I will calculate how long it takes for you to trip and fall. Not to mention the particular velocity and the exact parabolic dimensions you took during your quick downward flight.

-In some time ahead of today I will create a way to eat Pi. A never ending supply of numbers racing through the back of my skull. Topped with whipped cream but no nuts.

-In the year 3010 I will kung fu chop a building at the exact points of impact where the force will allow for a total collapse.

-One day I will stop writing numbers and live a life without sense.

By the way Beth, Taco Shack man is back, but his taco bowls were confiscated at customs.

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