Should I stay or should I go?

So I'm contemplating switching over to xanga, otherwise known as the dark side. I might be conforming, or I might not. I'm going to look over what each blog gives me in terms of what I can do-- at the moment blogspot seems pretty constricting... Anyways, my weekend will be filled with family time and then...the vagina monologues? I'm really hoping that this monologue thing won't:

A) bore me to liquified asian mush with its feminism and whatnot
B) Make me feel more metrosexual
C) Get my ass kicked somehow, someway

But, off I go into another night of biology and plant sex.